You are the owner of a famous sea side inn, where all of the pirates hang out. Serve them grog without breaking any glasses and keep the pirates away from the bar.
Eichwulf
The villagers have put up with your tyranny and casual violence for far too long. They found your castle and are revolting! Deploy your minions along the path to end their sorry existences before they reach your tower. Next time they'll think twice about leaving their homes... or will they?
liquidchris
Pushing your opponent into the water and picking up as much points as you can.
GameGape